Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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