Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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