Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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