According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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