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That's how twitter works, right?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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