I have demons in me.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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