How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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