youre lurking in front of me
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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