Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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