she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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