You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
two words: eviction party
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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