WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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