oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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