so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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