Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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