i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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