i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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