What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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