We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
cat food counts as protein by the way
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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