So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
high people should be assigned attendants
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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