Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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