I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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