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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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