The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I need help removing her.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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