Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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