What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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