I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
