As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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