I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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