oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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