she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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