Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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