White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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