Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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