Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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