My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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