This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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