ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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