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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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