So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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