i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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