She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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