it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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