lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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