ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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