Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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