So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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