Where did you get a picture of my penis
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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