Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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