I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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