He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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