Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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