he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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