Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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