Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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