Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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